I Did It For Teh Lulz

Jess had her 16th Birthday party. I don't get one because I failed maths. So I can't show you my other new LBD.

Scaring the rangas, my new favourite pastime.

The only Asian person in our group was taking our Asian photo.

I love my LGD.

Let's See Some Shoe Lust!

Okay, been internetting just after baking up a Valentine suprise for my beautiful friends at school tomorrow.

Here are my top 3 favourite Manolos.

1. Aguzza. Dressy enough to wear out or brighten up a LBD, refined enough to wear to le office. Absolutely gorgeous.

2. Pimpi. A beautiful, elegant yet intriguing piece that I would wear with pride.

3. Lustro. A pretty and stylish low heel for some epic shopping trips.

... And what girl hasn't dreamed of a pair of vintage Chanel two-toned heels?

The only problem is that there is no way that I can afford any of these. Damn school, getting in the way of me earning a decent wage.

Damn you, school.

Listening to 'Cell Block Tango' - Chicago Soundtrack

Hawt

Rawr.



EPIC PHOTO ALTERING :O

I did it so that you could see the glasses in all their glory. It also has the benefit of hiding my acne.

Yeah, my lawn has to be one of the few real ones left in Melbourne that is still green. Recycled water works wonders.

Having a pool party for the 43 degree scorcher tomorrow. Fun fun fun.

Oh, right. I dug these glasses out of my wardrobe a few days ago. Yay for pink, cats-eye sunglasses. I'm not a pink person, but these are so wacky that I can't resist wearing them around school everyday.

Happy Treasure Hunting!

Sex in a Bottle

This is my sex in a bottle. I love it.

Actually, I love anything that's Benefit. It's expensive, but absolutely gorgeous.

Happy Birthday Maddie and Jess. I love youse.

Heatwave.

There has been a heatwave in Melbourne. Three days of 42+ temperatures. I wore this dress from 'Walk-in Wardrobe'.

And these shoes from the DFO.

I stayed home to keep my ancient dog and my kitten alive through the heat. As you can see, my kitten, Shadow, wasn't really fussed about the whole thing.

I was. The heat fried my modem, and it's taken me DAYS to fix it. And I have an itchy heat rash on the back of my head.

40+ sucks.